ForbiddenFruitSeeds

151 Things About Me

1. I’m Italian Greek & Portuguese
2. I was borne in Harvey, Il.
3. I’ve been to Cancun, Mazatlan, Acapulco, Isla Mujeres, Rio, Rome, Capri, Naples, Athens, Puerto Rico, and Oahu
4. Someday I will have houses in Capri and Rio
5. I love peanut butter, jelly, tuna, mayonnaise, green grapes, and provolone cheese sandwhiches… yes all together in one sandwhich
6. I think cats are gods
7. I admire Alfred Hitchcock
8. I admire Salvador Dali
9. I love to DJ among thousands of people
10. I hate being alone in a close setting of people
11. I’m shy
12. I’m an exhibitionist
13. I think high-heels are sexy
14. I work in government
15. I’m a great cook*
16. I admire Pablo Neruda
17. I cut my own hair for 17 years
18. I’m pretentious
19. I’m selfish
20. I’d love to work at Toys –R – US
21. I used to work for Kinko’s
22. I used to work for Ross Dress for Less
23. I used to be a Director of Training
24. I lost 7 friends to AIDS and one friend to natural old age death in 1998
25. My mom and I were homeless and slept in our car some weeks
26. I buried my own dog after she passed away in a butte in Tempe, Arizona
27. I think mangos taste like good ass
28. I’ve worked with political appointees
29. I’ve been in juvenile detention for shoplifting food when my ma and I were homeless
30. My stock portfolio is now worth 452k(28feb05)
31. I have one personal credit card that I don’t owe on
32. I stood in line at the Department of Economic Security in Arizona for a foodbox
33. I’ve been a club dj since 1992
34. I have a collection of 1630 pieces of vinyl
35. I currently have 1441 songs on my iPod (24feb05)
36. I jack off about 4 times a day, 2 times of which are in my office at work with the door locked
37. I'm giving, kind, and nurturing
38. I have 7 pairs of scissors in my desk drawer at work
39. I've had 3 husbands, 2 of whom cheated on me
40. All of my Performance Appraisals within government have been ranked as Outstanding
41. I buy Godiva chocolates every other Friday because I love them so
42. I just started to like sweet onions and cherry tomatoes
43. *I can’t cook good Mexican food like my ma
44. I fall in love with people I click with
45. I like eating girl pussy
46. I own a cocoanut bra
47. I named my recurring hemorrhoid Herbie
48. I was in an abusive relationship for 2 years
49. I’m not a drunk
50. I don’t smoke (except for show in pictures)
51. I’ve never smoked pot (could you imagine me if I did?!?!)
52. I’m a little psychic
53. I LOVE eating boy pussy
54. I enjoy writing
55. Since I was borne my body temp has always been 99.9
56. My lucky numbers are 6 and 13
57. I was raised catholic
58. I am not religious
59. I almost ran down Telly Sevalis by accident when I learned how to drive
60. I make all my pasta from scratch
61. I make all my sauces from scratch
62. I’ve scratched my legs so much from a dry winiter that all my fur is gone on my calves :(
63. I can type 110 wpm
64. I don’t know how to read sheet music
65. I don’t like chitterlings after trying them
66. I LOVE black-eyed peas… the group and the food
67. I always win at roulette
68. I’ve been gangbanged and miss it
69. I’ve been fisted
70. I like shoving things up my ass
71. I failed Algebra
72. I’ve seen 3 rainbows at the same time while in Hawaii
73. I have a HUGE phobia of bugs
74. I’ve eaten fish eyes
75. I love snorkeling and scuba diving
75. I’ve done make up for 7 ugly drag-queens in one nite and ROCKED
76. I can cum by someone playing with my nipples the right way
77. I can cum by someone rubbing my prostate from the inside or punching my prostate from the outside the right way
78. I’m a hopeful romantic
79. I prefer honestly gay to openly gay
80. I’m gay. A lot.
81. I’ve fallen off the top of a 5 story town-home
82. I don’t have a web cam
83. I was a band geek in High school
84. I’ve had my music played at the Kennedy Center
85. I farted in the office of the Special Assistant to the President of the United States. On purpose
86. Christmas and Halloween are my favourite holidays
87. I kill plants except bamboo, unintentionally and wish I didn’t
88. I’ve never been in an accident while I was driving
89. I’ve been in 3 accidents where I was the passenger
90. I never finished college, I stopped to help my ma out
91. I have a prepaid phone and only utilize $20 every 3 months
92. I would love to eat the asses of, get eaten by, get fucked by singly or gangbanged by all: Armand Assante, Sylvestor Stallone, Vin Diesel, Frankie G, John Amos during his Good Times-tight-courderoy-pants days, Jason Alexander, Alex Villaboas, Eddie Camacho, Derrick D. Henderson, David Morse, my current boss, Jeremiah Trotter, Alberto Tomba, the guy who played the mummy in The Mummy (the new one that also starred Brendon Frasier), LL Cool J, Billy Zhane, the Rock, Jeff Rushing, Omar Gooding (when he was thicker), Michael Clark Duncan, James Gandolfini, Matthew St. Patrick, Tim’m West, Vince Curatola, Vincent Pastore, Julio Iglesias, Enrique Iglesias, Joeseph Gannascoli, Kevin James, Will Sasso, Armand VanHelden, Colin Farrell ( after he's had his shots), Shovel, Richard Greico, Julio Vidal, Tom Irizarry, and the husky latin boy who picks up the garbage at my office.
93. I love clam chowder
94. I’ll drive to NY just for a good greek lunch or dinner at Kyma (corner of 46th and 8th) or fresh homemade Napoleons' in Brooklyn
95. I’ve driven roundtrip Phoenix to Chicago 4 times within 1 year in a 18 foot U-haul truck
96. I’m good at talking my way out of speeding tickets
97. I love cartoons
98. I snore
99. I’m into some S&M
100. I get hard over diamonds
101. I cry at everything
102. I’m depressed
103. I’m happy
104. I wish I was at the million man march
105. I wish I could have been fucked by some of the guys at the million man march
106. I’d love to have sex with Michelle Pfieffer
107. I jacked off a guy until he came while sitting in the 6th row from the screen of the movie “the Grudge”
108. I was jacked off until I came after having dinner while at the Rainbow Room
109. I want to publish my book of poetry
110. I know how to love
111. I do not want to be buried after I die. DO NOT PUT ME IN THE GROUND
112. I finally found a brand of flavoured condoms that I like and that don’t break fast
113. I can pave a driveway
114. I can hold my breath for one and a half minutes
115. All of my close friends in DC are HIV positive
116. As of 11/20/04 I am HIV negative
117. I’m a dork
118. I’m decent
119. I’m someone you could take home to your ma
120. I beat my dad up after I found out he was cheating on my ma
121. I love my father more, now
122. My parents have always been supportive of my gaydom
123. My parents were always at my side while I spun at Phoenix and Tempe gay pride’s from 1995-2000
124. My gramma went to her first gay pride in 2000 with me and my folks. She got me two dates with 2 beautiful men after going up to almost all the circuit boys close to the turntables where I was mixing, poking them with her cane and telling them, “that’s my grandson, the dj... he’s single and a good boy”
125. I’m nearsighted
126. I’m fatter than my pictures profess
127. I knew nothing of the chubby/chaser community until fall of 2003 and am MOST greatful it exists.
128. I like tattoos but don’t have one
129. I fall asleep in the bathtub on a regular basis
130. I sometimes get migraines that keep me in bed
131. I have Doctor Seuss’s book, “ OH The Places You’ll Go” on my credenza in my office that was a gift from my old boss
132. I think every successful person who don’t realize they are successful or doubt their successes should read “OH The Places You’ll Go”
133. I love kids but realize I am too selfish and not rich enough to have my own
134. I have a phobia with dentists touching or something wrong with my teeth
135. I have no cavities
136. I was never molested by any priests in my church when I was in elementary school
137. I wish I could have been molested by some of the priests in my church when I was going to elementary school. God they were hot
138. I realized I was gay in 2nd grade when we went on a field trip to a police station and I had a deep craving to rub a particular policeman’s furry arms and squeeze the huge bulge that was pushing from behind the front of his tight uniform pants
139. Down-low guys make me laugh ‘cos they are more bitch in my bedroom than their wives are in theirs
140. I love reading my poetry live
141. I’m happy when it rains
142. I love the cold
143. I love the beach and ocean, especially in Rio in March
144. I’m 33 and starting to get gray hair
145. I started dying my hair
146. I’ve never been to the Grand Canyon
147. I’ve lived in Arizona for 13 years
148. I’ve been arrested for protesting for Rights for Persons with Disabilities
149. When my friends and I dj in New York or Philly, our events raise money for charities
150. I know how to pronounce synecdoche
151. My dildo’s names are Action Jackson, Barney, Big Red, Thumper, and Snuffaluffagus
152. This is my first time ever, writing 151 things about me

posted by Saint Vincent @ 11:51 AM